Darwin 1, Car Break in Artist 0dude is fleeing on foot from security at a casino.....doesn't stop to read the "Danger - Alligators" sign before jumping into the pond to escape.
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/11/13/dnt.gator.eats.robber.wplg.wplg
One less criminal to clog the legal system and jails